[Verse] We are gathered here today in the majestic halls of old To honor a man they call Sathington Willoughby There's a joke or two a pun or three I feel that must be told Then I go on to speak of Sathington Willoughby Sathington Willoughby, the legislator That penned us up a bill, that banned the use of certain things [Outro] Like this and that (this and that) This and that (this and that) This and that This and--
